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2007 Winter Party Festival

The 2007 Winter Party Festival is now merely a month away and volunteer positions are filling up fast! Cruising Altitude filled up today, and that’s just one example. Sign up today before all shifts are full! This year’s theme is "Beyond Borders", and over the last three years the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force and the Winter Party Festival Executive Committee have made huge strides in ensuring that the Festival line-up offers something for everyone in our very diverse community. This year they are proud to introduce several new events, including Comedy Spotlight; One Tribe, One Vibe (an event for LGBTQ youth and their supporters); Glamour Unleashed (an evening for the transgender community); the Women's Jazz Brunch; and the 1st Annual Winter Party Festival Tennis Tournament. The 2007 Festival will span six days and include over 20 different events. None of this would be possible without the time and energy of hundreds of volunteers. Your participation will help put smiles on thousands of faces and raises vital funds for the LGBT community on both the local and national levels. To volunteer, please log on to  this link: http://www.winterparty.com/volunteer.html. Complete and submit the online application, and a member of their Executive Committee will be in touch with you soon. Volunteers receive a free ticket to the Beach Party as well as a free ticket to Liftoff. If you are a South Florida resident and interested in getting involved with the Festival they are still in the process of filling some pre-event positions. Their Marketing Team is looking for an Editorial Coordinator and a Production & Distribution Coordinator, and their Logistics Team is looking for several people to assist with mapping out the movement of people and supplies during the Festival. If you would like to get involved early, please sign up today.  If you have any questions, please call 1 (888) 828-0077 or email volunteer@winterdata.com

DJs David Knapp and Kimberly S. to headline Global Groove Spring Tour

Centaur has just announced that an all-new Global Groove Tour will get underway this March, making it the year's largest gay club tour from the nation's #1 gay dance series.  The Global Groove Tour in 2007 is being expanded to include a Spring and a Fall segment, with two of America's most popular club DJs, David Knapp and Kimberly S., confirmed to headline the Spring Tour.  Each segment of the 2007 Global Groove Tour will visit 25 cities around the country. "The Global Groove phenomenon is taking the brand to new heights in 2007," says Centaur's Chief Operating Officer Jamie Baxter.  "In 2006 the Global Groove Tour visited 33 cities in six different countries.  Expanding the Tour with the addition of a Fall segment is the perfect solution to offering more events, more DJs and even more great music from the Global Groove CD series." Never before has a CD dance brand undertaken such an extensive tour promotion that is as inclusive and wide reaching as Global Groove.   The best dance club venues will host the Global Groove Tour schedule, including international hot spots, several lesbian parties and a launch party aboard the RSVP Cruise to the Caribbean.  Each domestic venue will also be outfitted with prizes to give away, while each person who attends will receive a special gift bag that includes items from the Global Groove Tour Sponsors.   Instinct Magazine and Here Interactive Media have joined the Global Groove Tour as National Media Sponsors, making it the most highly publicized tour event in the gay community this year including print, online, telephone and video promotion.  Additional Global Groove Tour Sponsors include RSVP Vacations, Interactive Male, aussieBum and Gun Oil.  

Valentines Day Made Easy At To The Moon Marketplace

Don‘t forget to stop by To The moon Marketplace for all of your Valentines Day gifts. From great popup cards to roses, risqué candy hearts and literally hundreds of kinds of chocolate, this is your one-stop Valentines shop. Located directly across Wilton Drive from the Shoppes of Wilton Manors (AKA Alibi Plaza) 2205 Wilton Dr, Wilton Manors, FL 33305.

Nationwide Search For Two Missing Girls

GLSEN South Florida has been asked to share the following call for assistance to locate two Maryland teens who have not been seen since Jan. 19 and who may be driving south. Montgomery (MD) county teens Rachel Smith, 16 and Rachel Crites, 18 have been missing since Jan. 19.  Former FBI agents and the Center for Missing and Exploited Children have taken the search nationwide. According to a report by Washington DC radio station WTOP (www.wtopnews.com) the teens were supposed to be at a movie in Maryland on Jan. 19 but a cell phone call that evening traced them to Charles Town, West Virginia.  

Police in Maryland did not suspect foul play but an entry from Crites' diary has concerned her family. The entry said "Wherever I end up laying, whether buried or cremated, I want to stay with my true love, buried next to her.  This is my choice.  I'm sorry." The young women were driving a dark blue 1997 Subaru Outback station wagon with a Maryland license place MBJ-485.  Anyone who has any information is asked to call the Montgomery County Police non-emergency telephone number at (301) 279-8000 or the Family Crimes Division at (240) 773-5400.   Anyone  who is  uncomfortable speaking with authorities may offer information at www.missingkids.com/sightings or call 1-800-THE-LOST. Read details from Washington, D.C. radio station WTOP - 103.5 FM at http://www.wtopnews.com/

McDonald's Goes Trans Fat-Free
McDonald's Corp. has finally selected a new trans fat-free oil for cooking its famous french fries after years of testing, the fast-food chain said Monday. While it has developed a healthier new oil, the company is still not saying when it will be used in all 13,700 U.S. restaurants. It already trails competitors in committing to a zero-trans fat oil. Spokesman Walt Riker said the oil is currently in more than 1,200 U.S. restaurants after extensive testing, but declined to provide details on timing or locations. "We can confirm that we've got the right oil," he said. "We're phasing it in." The choice of a new oil comes as McDonald's and others face a July 1 deadline to begin complying with an ordinance passed by New York City last month making it the first U.S. city to ban all restaurants from using artificial trans fats. Oak Brook, Ill.-based McDonald's has said for months it would comply with such a ban, and said it would introduce any new oil nationwide rather than have a separate oil for its New York restaurants. But it had not confirmed that testing was complete. Riker said the new oil is canola-based and includes corn and soy oils. Addressing long-held concerns that changing the oil could jeopardize the popular taste of its fries, he said: "We're very confident in our test and taste results. ... We're very confident in what we're hearing back from our customers." The Chicago Tribune, which first reported McDonald's decision on a new oil Sunday, said the company has tested 18 varieties of oil in more than 50 blends during the past seven years. McDonald's had been under pressure for moving more slowly than smaller rivals Wendy's International Inc. and Yum Brands Inc.'s KFC and Taco Bell to rid its oil of the artery-clogging trans fats. The $22 billion company was especially cautious after reneging within months on a September 2002 pledge to introduce a new oil, citing concerns about changing the taste of its fries. "It's just taking a little bit of time because as we move forward we don't want to jeopardize the iconic nature of the french fry, which as you know is so very important to our brand," CEO Jim Skinner told an investor conference in New York two months ago. The company uses a healthier oil blend in some countries overseas but says regional differences in agricultural production require development of different blends. McDonald's has not identified the test markets the latest oil was used in. Riker denied that Phoenix was among them, as the Tribune report said.
Fort Lauderdale International Film Festival

In honor of recording artist, George Harrison’s Birthday (February 25), the Fort Lauderdale International Film Festival (FLIFF) will present the film, The Concert for Bangladesh.  This one time only showing will be held on Saturday, February 24, at 7:00p.m. at Cinema Paradiso (503 SE 6 Street).  The event will be hosted by Majic 102.7’s Joe Johnson (Beatle fan and expert) who also hosts and produces the weekly syndicated show Beatle Brunch heard on over 100 stations nationwide. Prior to the screening, audience members will have a chance to win DVDs of the concert, George Harrison books, and CDs.  After the film, Director Saul Swimmer, who recorded the legendary concert that made history, will be on hand for an audience discussion. Former Beatle, George Harrison, pooled some of the greatest musicians of our time to perform in this very first concert to benefit a humanitarian cause...The Concert for Bangladesh.  Held August 1, 1971 at New York's Madison Square Garden, this spectacular concert featured performances by George Harrison, Ravi Shankar, Billy Preston, Bob Dylan, Ringo Starr, Leon Russel and Eric Clapton among others.   This concert alerted the world to the plight of Bangladeshis fighting a war of independence.  The event raised 15 million dollars for UNICEF and the people of Bangladesh. The tradition continues and recent benefit concerts such as Farm Aid, Live Aid, Band Aid, Live 8 and the Tibetan Freedom Concert have added a poignancy and awareness to causes that might otherwise have been less visible to the general public.  As so aptly stated by UN Secretary General Kofi Annan “George and his friends were Pioneers”.

www.bgay.com Tim Gunn Gets His Own Show on Bravo
by Romeo San Vicente of www.bgay.com

Perhaps the sanest man in reality television, Tim Gunn - the gay chair of the fashion design department at Parsons The New School for Design - has become the breakout star of Bravo's hit Project Runway, thanks to his sage advice and dry personality. So it's no surprise that the cable network - which often seems to be even gayer than Logo and Here! combined - is giving Gunn his very own show. Premiering in July, Tim Gunn's Guide to Style will feature the avuncular fashion guru helping everyday folks with their wardrobe dilemmas and teaching them how to develop their own personal looks. (Gunn's Guide will start up just as Bravo's venerable Queer Eye for the Straight Guy goes off to the TV graveyard.) If anyone can take the flagging makeover genre and "make it work," it's Gunn. To read more use this link, Tim Gunn on Bravo

The Sleazies are coming

The Sleazies are coming, the Sleazies are coming. Rimmer Magazine has announced the 4th Annual Sleazy Awards will be held on Monday night March 5 at Elements Bar (soon to be Scandals new location).  Ticket prices this year will be $2.44 and if you want a table you have to bring your own.  The theme this year will be the sleazy 60’s and 70’s and will be hosted by Russell from Ramrod and Daisy Deadpetals.  Doors will open at 7:02 for cocktails and the show will begin promptly at 8:11.The Sleazy Awards were started back in 2002 as a fun charity fundraiser that awards people in our community in some fun and off the wall categories such as Best bottom in town, sleaziest drag queen, best tattoo, sleaziest waitperson to name a few. The winners are voted on by the public either on line or in the bars and at sleazy voting parties.   Voting will begin in February and you can vote on line at www.therimmer.com. Over the past 3 years the Sleazy Awards and other RIMMER events has raised over $17,000 for local charities.  The monies are raised through door donations, silent auctions, sponsorships, and the 43/57% drawing (similar to the 50/50 drawing but we do not do anything normal).  The funds this year will go to the Rimmer Charity Fund and will be disbursed after the show. If you have any questions or would like more information please contact Guido at 954-240-8954.

Youth Leadership Miami

Youth Leadership Miami (YLM) is a FREE program targeted to sophomores, juniors and seniors who are in good standing scholastically and attend either public or private high schools located in Miami-Dade County. This exciting and fun program is patterned after the highly successful and widely recognized Leadership Miami program. YLM brings together young people from different backgrounds and experiences for leadership and personal development.  YLM is a two-day conference that will take place on March 30 and 31, at the Florida International University Kovens Center. Day one will kick off the conference with the exciting Team Ropes Adventure Challenge. This unique series of activities is focused on team members working together to solve structured problems in an outdoor setting.  Day two consists of a series of leadership and personal development activities.  Applications for YLM are due March 1 and can be downloaded in PDF format by clicking this link: http://www.leadershipmiami.org/eng/documents/youth.pdf More information is available at  http://www.leadershipmiami.org/. This year the YLM program will award scholarships of $1,000 each to three seniors attending the two-day event.  Awards will be based on essay submission, participation in the YLM program as well as the community service project. This is a great opportunity for any Miami-Dade youth that you may know. Scholarship Selection Criteria:  Write an essay on one of the following topics: What are the qualities that a good leader needs to have and why? How can diversity be an asset to a team or workplace? What are the challenges of diversity and the leadership characteristics that overcome them? With all the problems in American society today, what makes you still love being an American? As available land decreases and real estate values/prices rise throughout South Florida, how do we ensure that there will be affordable housing for residents? ESSAY DUE DATE: March 16 RULES: Essay should be a minimum 3–5 pages Double spaced, typed References must be in MLA format Essay can be mailed or emailed to: Liane Ventura Senior Vice President, Leadership Programs Greater Miami Chamber of Commerce 1601 Biscayne Blvd., Ballroom Level Miami, FL 33132 Tel: 305.577-5445 Fax: 305-374-6902 Email: lventura@miamichamber.com 

Martini Tuesdays turns 6 on February 6th

On Tuesday February 6th, Martini Tuesdays will celebrate its 6 Year Anniversary with a special event at Chakra (Ocean Drive and 15th Street). The 6 Year Anniversary party will be sponsored by Roth Vodka and Fever USA. Pangea Band, featuring lead vocalist Christina Sichta, will be performing for this event. Chakra is the club, restaurant and lounge that formerly were Billboard Live and Barton G 1501. Martini Tuesdays is Edison Farrow's weekly event for gay professional’s that meets in a different upscale venue every Tuesday night at 9pm. Edison Farrow started this event as a gathering for friends, but it grew and turned into a phenomenon for Farrow. The night eventually turned into a ritual of South Beach social life, an event where the smart and fashionable South Florida set come to see and be seen. Edison Farrow now promotes four events a week; "Martini Tuesdays", "The Simple Life" Thursdays at Buck15 Lounge, "Showgirls Cabaret" the Friday night drag queen dinner-show at Funkshion and "Funky Fridays" at Funkshion. We here at Mark's List wish Edison a hearty congrats and wish him many more years of success!!!

Other Upcoming Events

This Friday, Feb 2nd, there will be NO Friday night party or drag show at Funkshion due to a Superbowl event! 

On Friday February 2nd Evolution at Score celebrates the release of Madonna’s Confession tour DVD with DJ Eddie X in the main room and DJ Ruben in the Crème Lounge. Then on Sunday Feb 4th they present the Super Jock Bowl Party with DJ Kidd Madonny, and décor by RKM. 

Please join Naked Grape Wine Co. (2039 Wilton Drive) this Saturday, February 3rd from 8pm to midnight for a night of wine, beer, food and 80's music and videos celebrating Michael’s birthday. Plus, if you bring a picture of yourself from the 80's (we promise we won't laugh) you'll get $1 off Michael's selection of his favorite wines! 80's Dress Totally A Must. No tickets or reservations are necessary for this event. Parking is still FREE in the lot across the street! 

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  Bill's Filling Station
  Boardwalk
 Boom
 Cabaret
  China White
 Coliseum
 Cherry Pie Fridays
 Creme Lounge
 Cupids
 Elements
  Euphoria Fridays
  Fag-Tabulous Fridays
  Funky Fridays
  Hump
  Jackhammer
  Life's A Drag
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 New Moon
 Noche Latina Fridays
  Noche Latina T Dance
  OAG Parties
  Pridefest 2007
  Rosie's
  Score
  SeaEscape Party Cruise
  Simple Life Thursdays
  South Beach Social Club
  Steel
  Tea Cruise
  Torpedo
  Trannie Shack Tuesdays
  Ultra Saturdays
  Voodoo Lounge

On Sat. Feb. 3rd Siren Saturdays at Creme Lounge 725 Lincoln Lane Miami Beach presents Super Bowl Kick-off with DJ FLAVA spinning all your favorite Dance Music.  Sexy Cheerleaders and beer specials all night! Doors open at 10pm, and this party is 21 & over with an $8 cover till 12:30 and $10 thereafter.

Superbowl Sunday "Tea Cruise" is on Sunday, February 4. After Tea Cruise Superbowl Kickoff Party at "Alibi” with drink specials all night and a free buffet at Halftime! Purchase tickets on line at www.GayTeaCruise.com

Bill Filling Station presents a Super Bowl Party on Sunday Feb 4th with the game shown on all 15 TV Screens and on their 8 foot big screen. They will also feature a complimentary buffet and $8 domestic Bucket Specials ($10 Imported).

Why Watch Super Bowl XLI on a small plasma screen or on dozens of small TV's while sitting on an uncomfortable bar stool, when you can watch the game on the super-sized movie screen, in comfortable plush stadium seats at Cinema Paradiso, Fort Lauderdale International Film Festival's year-round art-house.  Admission is FREE, plus FLIFF offers games, and specials on Stella Artois, draft beer and other concessions all night.  Doors open at 4:30pm on Sunday, February 04.  Parking is free at meters and in the Broward County Courthouse Parking Garage. For additional information visit www.FLIFF.com or call 954-525-FILM (3456).

Cloud Nine (7126 Stirling Road) presents a Super Bowl party for women who love women on Sunday February 4th starting at 4pm. They invite you to watch the game on their large plasma TV’s with 2-4-1 drinks till 8pm and $10 buckets specials from 8pm till close served to you by Debbie and Trai. They have many other drink specials including a 30 bracelet that lets you drink all night (including Premium).

Broward House presents RAZZLE, DAZZLE, DANCE & DISCOSpirit of Hope Awards” Dinner with the Docs event, which will take place on Thursday, February 8, at the Signature Grand in Davie.  Cocktail Reception & Chinese Auction at 6:30 pm, and the dinner and program follow at 7:30pm.  Individuals being honored for their dedication to the HIV community are Dr. David Droller, Dr. Ana Puga, Larry Gierer, Jean Starkey and Father Dennis Rausch.  The evening promises to be great fun with a dance cabaret by Nelson Polanco of Blending Cultures, followed by dance and disco.  For tickets and more information, please call Maxine at (954) 522-4749 ext. 1221.

The Men's Club of Congregation Etz Chaim launches its series of classic Jewish films with "Gentlemen's Agreement" (1947) on Thursday, February 15, at 7:30 p.m., at the Wilton Manors home of a Men's Club member.  A pizza dinner will be served before the movie and a discussion will follow the film.  Admission is $5 for members of the Men's Club and $10 for non-members and is limited to 12 people.  "Gentlemen's Agreement," stars Gregory Peck as a writer who pretends to be a Jew in order to uncover anti-Semitism in fashionable society.  A critical success, "Gentlemen's Agreement" won Academy Awards for Best Picture, Best Director (Elia Kazan) and Best Supporting Actress (Celeste Holm).  For reservations and directions, phone Jesse Monteagudo at (954) 424-8449. 

On Sunday February 25th Pride South Florida presents the annual Miss and Mr. Pride South Florida Pageant being held this year at J’s Bar at 2780 Davie Blvd. The pageant starts at 9pm and features $2000 in cash and prizes. Categories include Presentation, which is disco and not judged, Evening Gown/Formal Wear, Talent and Q&A. The night will be hosted by Diva and star Vegas Dion (Current Reigning Miss Pride), Amanda West, Jose Vega, and Barbra Brice. Admission is $10 in advance and $12 at the door. For more information contact Michael or Kayla at 754-368-6350. 

Wells Fargo Shared Advantage Program

Wells Fargo, under their Shared Advantage program, will donate $300.00 for every closed loan to any church or non-profit organization that the customer chooses.  This $300.00 is being paid directly by Wells Fargo, as Wells has to give back so much money back to the community under the Community Reinvestment Act being they are a bank and a direct lender. Wells Fargo is also the nation’s number one mortgage lender and was nominated by the Human Rights Campaign as one of the gay friendliest companies in the United States.  They have extremely competitive rates and closing costs and can do any type of loan, from perfect to less than perfect credit.  In addition, their private mortgage banking division can do a loan in the name of an LLC with 20% down. Their Sharing Advantage program would greatly help out the Gay and Lesbian Community Center , a center that you and I both believe in.  For more information call 866-825-0733, ext. # 1674 and tell them you saw the offer on Mark's List.

7th Annual MR. CUPIDS

On Valentines Day, Wednesday Feb 14, join Cupids Cabaret in West Palm Beach (4430 Forest Hill Blvd) as they present the 7th Annual MR. CUPIDS Contest, the largest Male Talent and Body Contest in S. Florida. There will be $1,000 in Cash Prizes, sponsored by Fris Vodka, Bud Light, & Aqueerius.com. Contestants will be judged in the following categories: Evening Wear, Talent/Lap Dance, Physique, Swimwear, Q&A, & Audience Approval and the winner will represent Cupids at four events in the year 2007. Celebrity Judges to include: Scott Holland- Out with Scott (that’s me), Alan Beck-Publisher, Fun Maps, Kip Reynolds – 411, Misty Eyez – Torch Tuesdays, Terry DeCarlo - Care Resource, Mark Haines - JumpOnMarksList.com, and John Nichols - Owner Club Fort Dix. Contestant Should Register by February 10, by calling A.J. Cross @ 754-367-6636 or by emailing him at across@cupidscabaret.com

Noche Latina Fridays Moves to Steel February 16th

As Noche Latina Fridays approaches it’s 9th anniversary in May the time has come for us to move to another location. After three fabulous years at Elements, the club has been sold to the owners of Scandals who are turning the bar into a country format.  

For those of you who have followed the success of Noche Latina Fridays over the years you’ll remember the party has moved several times and with each move, NLF grew larger and became more successful. On February 16th, Fort Lauderdale‘s Premier Latin night will once again move, and this time it’s to Steel

With state of the art lights, superb air conditioning, two distinct rooms, an outdoor patio and the largest dance floor in a Fort Lauderdale Gay nightclub all pumped up by a new 75,000 Watt Phoenix Sound system, this is sure to be Noche Latina Fridays best location yet. Steel also offers convenient free parking for hundreds of cars.  

The night will continue to feature FREE WELL AND DRAFT from 9-11pm, DJ George Valdez spinning the best mix of Salsa, Raggaeton, Merengue, Bachata and Cumbia in the main room, and DJ Angel Infiniti spinning Hip-Hop and Top 40 in the video lounge. The night will also star our House Diva’s Champagne Bordeaux, Miss Florida 2005-2006 and Alyssa Kartiar, Miss Noche Latina 2007 as well as special guest musicians, Drag Queens and of course, the hottest Latin Go-Go Papi’s.  

We invite you to join us on February 9th for our closing party at Elements with special guest Erika Norell. And then we invite you to join Promoter Scott Holland, your entire NLF Crew and your Latin friends on Feb 16th for our Grand Opening Party at Steel.   

Opening night party highlights will include a gift from Bilatinmen.com. The first 300 people will receive a free pair of boxer shorts. To top it off, Steel Owners, Chris Burdecki and Russell Johannsen are offering $1 off all drinks to guys wearing the bilatinmen.com boxer shorts all night long! There will also be lots of other surprises which you will not want to miss!!! For more information about either of these parties visit our website at www.nochelatinafridays.com 

Suzanne Westenhoefer Comes To South Florida with ‘Live from the Ladies Room’

 

Looking for a good laugh? Then join the girls from Ultra and Pandora events as they present one of today’s comedy superstars, Suzanne Westenhoefer in her new show “Live From the Ladies Room’. All the fun takes place on Saturday, February 3rd at the Byron Carlyle Theatre, 500 E. 71st Street on Miami Beach. Fearless, Bold, Sparkly, and Hilarious, that’s Suzanne Westenhoefer in a nutshell. She’s made a career out of telling the truth. And, the truth is, life is funny (and no one is off limits). From her sister’s obsession with “Passion of the Christ” to her girlfriend’s Herculean thighs, Suzanne tells stories that leave audiences in stitches. Suzanne works mostly unscripted, so when she hits the stage it’s an unpredictable, original night of comedy magic. Since winning her first comedy competition on a dare in the early 1990s, Suzanne’s career has taken off. Suzanne stars nightly on the GSN’s remake of the classic game show, “I’ve Got a Secret,” entertaining audiences as the “token girl” on a hilarious all-gay panel with ex-Major League Baseball player Billy Bean, radio icon Frank DeCaro and Broadway’s Jermaine Taylor. Notable television appearances include “The Late Show with David Letterman,” “Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher,” “Evening at the Improv,” “Caroline’s Comedy Hour,” “Arli$$” and more. Her live comedy special “A Night at the Village” runs on LOGO and Bravo. She frequently appears as a commentator on E!, VH1 and Country Music Television. Her life in comedy was chronicled in the documentary “Laughing Matters” (2004). The first openly gay comedian in New York, Suzanne did gay material to straight audiences in mainstream comedy clubs. She was the first lesbian comedian to garner an HBO Comedy Special, which earned her a Cable Ace Award nomination. On land or at sea, Suzanne delights audiences with over 100 performances a year at theatres, clubs, colleges, fundraisers and cruise and resort vacations (Olivia and RSVP Vacations). Touring with the Indigo Girls and Ani DiFranco made Suzanne wish she’d been born a rockstar. This event is sponsored by She Magazine, Lesbian Lounge, Girls In Wonderland and Kitty's Toy Box. Tickets start at just $22.50. For additional information or to order tickets, please call the hotline at (954) 288-8691.

Love Gone Bad at Borders

For the third year in a row, Borders Books and Music will be home to Love Gone Bad, on February 17th at 8pm which is a reading of mostly fictional stories that will make you howl with pain or laughter, commiserate and gloat at tales of love and romance so disastrous they have to be read in public. Join local scribes as they share stories of bad break-ups, psycho ex's from hell and the worst first dates in history. Mauro Montoya, who lays claim to a few less than stellar dates, will MC the evening. Sign up to read in advance at LWrites@mindspring.com. Audience members can just show up, with or without a date. This free event takes place at Borders Books and Music, 2240 E. Sunrise Boulevard, Fort Lauderdale.  More information is available at Lwrites@mindspring.com, www.LavenderWrites.org or by calling 954-566-6335. The reading is part of The Next Generation, a year-long series of free fiction writing workshops and public readings for gay and lesbian writers. Non-gay writers and audience members are also welcome to participate. This program is a collaborative project of Lavender Writes, the Broward County Libraries Division, Borders Books and Music, and local author Karen Dale Wolman. Funding for this program is provided in part by the Broward County Board of County Commissioners as recommended by the Broward Cultural Council.

Remember to Be safe, Play safe and Party safe, and e-mail me all the news that’s fit to print (& some that’s not) to Outwithscott@aol.com