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Transformers  Umm it was Good ***(Three Stars)  

Look out summer blockbuster movies here comes the Transformers. With Director Michael Bay you will know that no expense is withheld in creating some incredible special effects.  The action scenes were incredible and maybe even at times a little overwhelming to the point where I felt it was just all machine.  At times it was too confusing and you could not tell who is good and who is bad. It's all robot leaving an enormous trail of mass destruction.  No building was spared which was very appealing to the manly - man testosterone filled audience. 

I did feel that this film was maybe a little to catered to children. I was a major transformer fan as a child, collecting all that I could get my hands on.  The plot became a little unbelievable for me.  I didn't mind the whole, we search for Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf) because he was unknowingly selling the map to Pandora's Box on ebay.   Yet the youth connection should have started and ended with him.   Because before you knew it, it was a bit ridiculous.  Honestly can you imagine a National Crisis where Special agents from the FBI, The US Military, and Section Seven Agents (a section so secret that nobody knows it exists) are taking their commands and directions from 4 teenagers?

I wont bore you with all the other reasons I felt this movie was below par.  Instead I'll leave you with a positive note:  This movie is not only visually appealing with the advanced special effects, but its also above par where the actors are concerned.  Almost every principle cast member was drop dead gorgeous.   My personal favorite Captain Lennox (Josh Duhamel) and the Lesbians will surely splash when Mikaela Barnes (Megan Fox) comes on screen.   Not only is she super model gorgeous, she is butch in that she knows how to work a car over, and becomes a true take charge kinda girl.   YUMM. 

If you choose to see this movie,  you will certainly benefit, or should I say enjoy it much more on the big screen.   The good aspects of this movie outweigh the bad and therefore leaving you with a few questions but with an over all feeling of money well spent.

 

 
 
Transformers