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Misty Eyez Drag Queen Movie Reviews  
Misty Eyez

LOVED IT *****(Five Stars)


This was an incredibly well written and visually stimulating supernatural Thriller / Action / Horror movie.  I would say that it is this generations The Craft, now mix it up with incredible CGI much like the ones found in movies like The Matrix, a hint of homo eroticism much like type found in The Brotherhood (which every gay guy needs to NETFLIX if you have not already seen this series of films) and you have The Covenant.

Congratulations to the director, Renny Harlin, for he was able to put all the budget into the incredible graphics and he was able to find some incredibly hot young no-name actors (like my future husband and love of life Steven Strait - who happens to play the most powerful witch of the bunch, go figure.)  Now add some dark eerie sets, throw in some incredible fight scenes and ridiculous special effects and you will have this truly wonderful movie.  There is definitely something for everyone, including the diverse group of guys one blonde, one preppy brunette, one rebel looking and the other more of a wall flower.   I'm anxious to follow the blossoming careers for these stunning young boys.  Not only were they attractive, but they were also believable in their portrayal of their characters.  There are also some moments that involve incredible comedic timing for example - my favorite use of power was when Reid (Toby Hemingway) made someone puke on demand -  that was great! 

The basis of this film is that back in the 1600's five magical families settled and formed a colony in Massachusetts called Ipswitch.   The main characters in this film - Caleb (Steven Strait), Pogue (Taylor Kitsch), Reid (Toby Hemingway), and Tyler (Chace Crawford) who are known as the son's of Ipswitch.  These boys all inherited their ancestors' supernatural powers.  We begin our journey together while they are all attending the same New England Private Boarding School.  Growing up together they have become best friends and are as close as brothers.  The fact that they each have these growing powers bonds them in a special way for they are each developing their strengths and getting ready for their assent into full having full fledged magical powers at the age of 18.  This, of course, comes with a price --  every time they use their powers it prematurely ages them, thus shortening their life.  Yet the urge to use this power is strong like a drug, and therefore very addictive.  The fifth bloodline was killed off in the Salem witch hunts-- or was it, hence fourth the drama of the movie and where Chase Collins (Sebastian Stan) comes into play.  This was surely the basis of hopefully a very long series of movies, it had a basic back story but the end of this film was left wide open for future chapters of the Ipswitch boys.  Could this be the new more mature Harry Potter?  Here's hoping.

To be honest I was shocked that it was only rated PG-13, especially because of the locker room nudity, however can you imagine how hot or vicious if this movie could have been if it went R.  The gays will especially love this movie, what more do you need for a homo erotic fantasy than five incredibly attractive young guys running around proving who has more power.  They even have a man on man kiss.  Don't fret lesbians and or straight guys, there is also a scene for you when the two girl roommates chat as they are getting ready for bed while they were wearing Frederick's of Hollywood nighties, it was cute.

I really loved this movie and hope to one day have this one and hopefully all the chapters that follow on DVD.  The only flaw I found (other than the fact that maybe the entire movie was filmed in dark lighting) was the Darklings.  What were they -- why were they sent? They are talked about several time however they are never explained.   It appears that the explanation for them was edited out of the movie, or someone just forgot to put it in.   Maybe it will be explained in Chapter 2?  However other than that this movie was spectacular and I suggest you run out today and see it for you will love it.

PS -  It also had a killer soundtrack!

 

 
 
 
 
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