I left my heart in San Francisco
We love sex, and we also love contests, so BastardLife reached out to five smokin’ hot readers from around the country to see who could bed the highest number of guys in the shortest amount of time using five different methods: the Internet, the bar, the public bathroom, the bath house, and the glory hole video arcade.

Michael, Houston, 9PM-3AM, the Internet
"You see? This is what I hate about trolling Craig's List and ManHunt. Too many guys playing e-mail tag, demanding more pictures, and stalling for an hour or so before telling me, "I'll pass." I did get laid though, three times, but it took me till 3AM to do it—and as the hours got later, the guys got drunker and more high."

Timothy, New York, 11PM-4AM, The Bar
"Does anyone actually talk to each other, in person, anymore? I mean, this is New York! But I only hooked up one time and it wasn't until 4AM. That's last call in NYC, so, yeah, I got the guy who basically found himself in my shoes: among tons of men, but none at the bar for sex. If only it were 1977."

Gerald, Miami, 11:30AM-1:20PM the Public Bathroom
"I love my life. I live in a hotel town, and there is no place with more action than the hotel bathrooms. I trolled inside three different spots and scored each time multiple times. I had a hunky married man while his wife was checking in for them in the lobby, another horny queer from the neighborhood like me, and a rugged older man who seemed to be trolling for men like me who were willing to service them—in bathrooms, LOL! But probably the best part of the escapade was the two twenty-somethings on vacation that I scored at the same time in a stall with a door that actually reached all the way to the floor, concealing all three sets of feet in the stall. Priceless."

Terrance, Washington, DC, 10PM-1AM, the Bathhouse
"Is it this town? Sadly, there was literally no one cruising or getting it on in this bathhouse. It's hard to admit, but, I threw in the towel at 1AM—and went home to jerk off alone.

David, San Francisco, CA 7PM-9PM, the Glory Hole Video Arcade
"If I hadn't left by 9PM it would have become absurd because at this particular spot you can both go into a booth without any hassles and get it on—which I did about 7 times. Any more and I would have felt like more of a slut than I clearly already am. I lucked out though because all of the cocks I had were on the large side, smooth, and kind of perfectly cut. Heaven."

Now, don't we just LOVE San Francisco?

Drag Queen Dreams

In a poll of 15,317 BastardLife readers, 23% of you said your partners enjoyed intercourse with you while you were in drag. "My boyfriend has always been cool about my being a drag queen. So cool in fact, that he often asks me to get in drag so that he can hike up my skirt, throw me on fours, and literally fuck me like porn star. Nothing is hotter," Evan from Vancouver told us. 11% of you told us you had fantasies of having sex while in drag but had yet to ask for it. "When I'm done with my drag show I'm in a sea of guys and it's a huge turn on thinking about one of them taking me into the men's room, pulling up my dress and just doing me like some high school girl. One day maybe." 7% of you made it clear, "I'm a man, not a woman, so I don't really fantasize about men making love to me when I'm in drag."