left my heart in San Francisco We love sex, and we also
love contests, so BastardLife reached out to five smokin’ hot
readers from around the country to see who could bed the highest
number of guys in the shortest amount of time using five different
methods: the Internet, the bar, the public bathroom, the bath house,
and the glory hole video arcade.
9PM-3AM, the Internet "You see? This is what I hate
about trolling Craig's List and ManHunt. Too many guys playing
e-mail tag, demanding more pictures, and stalling for an hour or so
before telling me, "I'll pass." I did get laid though, three times,
but it took me till 3AM to do it—and as the hours got later, the
guys got drunker and more high."
Timothy, New York,
11PM-4AM, The Bar "Does anyone actually talk to each
other, in person, anymore? I mean, this is New York! But I only
hooked up one time and it wasn't until 4AM. That's last call in NYC,
so, yeah, I got the guy who basically found himself in my shoes:
among tons of men, but none at the bar for sex. If only it were
Gerald, Miami, 11:30AM-1:20PM the Public
Bathroom "I love my life. I live in a hotel town, and
there is no place with more action than the hotel bathrooms. I
trolled inside three different spots and scored each time multiple
times. I had a hunky married man while his wife was checking in for
them in the lobby, another horny queer from the neighborhood like
me, and a rugged older man who seemed to be trolling for men like me
who were willing to service them—in bathrooms, LOL! But probably the
best part of the escapade was the two twenty-somethings on vacation
that I scored at the same time in a stall with a door that actually
reached all the way to the floor, concealing all three sets of feet
in the stall. Priceless."
Terrance, Washington, DC,
10PM-1AM, the Bathhouse "Is it this town? Sadly, there
was literally no one cruising or getting it on in this bathhouse.
It's hard to admit, but, I threw in the towel at 1AM—and went home
to jerk off alone.
David, San Francisco, CA 7PM-9PM,
the Glory Hole Video Arcade "If I hadn't left by 9PM it
would have become absurd because at this particular spot you can
both go into a booth without any hassles and get it on—which I did
about 7 times. Any more and I would have felt like more of a slut
than I clearly already am. I lucked out though because all of the
cocks I had were on the large side, smooth, and kind of perfectly
Now, don't we just LOVE San Francisco?
In a poll of 15,317 BastardLife readers,
23% of you said your partners enjoyed intercourse with you while you
were in drag. "My boyfriend has always been cool about my being a
drag queen. So cool in fact, that he often asks me to get in drag so
that he can hike up my skirt, throw me on fours, and literally fuck
me like porn star. Nothing is hotter," Evan from Vancouver told us.
11% of you told us you had fantasies of having sex while in drag but
had yet to ask for it. "When I'm done with my drag show I'm in a sea
of guys and it's a huge turn on thinking about one of them taking me
into the men's room, pulling up my dress and just doing me like some
high school girl. One day maybe." 7% of you made it clear, "I'm a
man, not a woman, so I don't really fantasize about men making love
to me when I'm in drag."